I need to get more hits on my blog so I can get a book deal.
Here we go:
Gene Hackman
Amy Winehouse
Britney Spears
Jon Secada
Jonas Brothers
High School Musical 3
Porn
Miley Cyrus porn
Kobe Bryant
Paris Hilton
Mario Lopez
Zac Efron
Zac Efron break up
There. I hope none of that was libel. BOOM.
Sunday, November 15, 2009
Hello Readers (mother, father and on a good day, Kristen)!
I am writing another post because I have not in a long time. I have been busy interning and what not.
Sunday, October 25, 2009
SUNDAY = FUNDAY or this is why women aren't allowed to drive in the middle east
Exactly a week ago, last Sunday, I was getting ready to volunteer at the film festival in Hollywood. I was ready and rearing to go, but decided I needed to stop at Whole Foods and the 99 cent store first.
Why Whole Foods? Because I needed to get a little food for the rest of my day. Since I was going to be spending the whole day at the festival I wanted to be well stocked with food.
Why the 99 cent store? Because I saw a sweet Dwyane Wade Miami Heat notebook there about a week ago. Since I have filled up my other notebook with directions to every single place I have had to drive to, I decided it was time for a new notebook.
And a 99 cent Dwyane Wade notebook? How could I pass that up? First of all, it looks super sharp, AND it's a great conversation piece. Conversations will go as follows:
"Oh you have a Dwyane Wade notebook? That's hilarious, Amy."
"HAHA, I know right? Let's be best friends."
So yea. I had to have it. Upon leaving the Whole Foods and 99 cent store I went back to my 1986 VW (who I have still yet to name).
I turned the key to start the car and.... nothing. I turned it again. And again. Nothing. No sound at all coming from the engine.
AH DAMN. I was supposed to get to the Writer's Guild of America for some kinda of "Women Writer's" panel. I was supposed to be there in 25 minutes and now... my car won't start? Not. Very. Good.
I called my Grandma because my mother was in Pennsylvania. She answered after 5 long rings.
"Hello, it's Amy."
"Oh Amy, hello! How are you doing out there?"
"Good. How are you?"
"Oh just fine. Do you want to talk to your mother? She's in the car on the way home. She should almost be back by now."
"Oh, ok. I will call her on her cell phone--"
"I heard that George Lopez is going to be on Larry King Tuesday. We'll be watching!"
I decided to cut the crap and call my father. I told him my car wouldn't start and said I needed triple A. He gave me the number of his triple A card (which I am not under) and I called Triple A.
"Hello, this is Triple A car side assistance."
"Yes, my car won't start."
"Ok, are you in a safe location?"
The Whole Foods parking lot didn't seem like much of a threat. "Yes, I'm in a parking lot."
"OK, can I have your Triple A card number and expiration date." So far so good. I gave her the number on my dad's card.
"And is this Michael Wieseneck?"
"No, this is his daughter."
"Is Mr. Wieseneck with you."
"No."
"OK, well I can't have someone help you unless the cardholder is with you."
"Oh well he is here." Desperate times call for desperate measures.
"You just said he wasn't," she said with a little attitude.
"Yea, he just went to the bathroom, he'll be back in a little bit." I am worst. liar. ever.
"OK. Well I can't help you unless you are under his card name. Would you like to do that?"
"YES."
She connected me to a triple A representive who immediately put me on hold. At that instant I looked down and saw that my car was in reverse. Hmmm.. interesting. Did I just do that? Or has my car been in reverse this whole time? I put the car in park and turned the key.
YES! VROOM VROOM! Car go VROOM VROOM! My car started. Apparently car's have to be in Park for the engine to start. My bad! So I wasted a good 30-35 minutes in the Whole Foods parking lot because I hadn't put my car in park. I am just TOO darn smart.
Why Whole Foods? Because I needed to get a little food for the rest of my day. Since I was going to be spending the whole day at the festival I wanted to be well stocked with food.
Why the 99 cent store? Because I saw a sweet Dwyane Wade Miami Heat notebook there about a week ago. Since I have filled up my other notebook with directions to every single place I have had to drive to, I decided it was time for a new notebook.
And a 99 cent Dwyane Wade notebook? How could I pass that up? First of all, it looks super sharp, AND it's a great conversation piece. Conversations will go as follows:
"Oh you have a Dwyane Wade notebook? That's hilarious, Amy."
"HAHA, I know right? Let's be best friends."
So yea. I had to have it. Upon leaving the Whole Foods and 99 cent store I went back to my 1986 VW (who I have still yet to name).
I turned the key to start the car and.... nothing. I turned it again. And again. Nothing. No sound at all coming from the engine.
AH DAMN. I was supposed to get to the Writer's Guild of America for some kinda of "Women Writer's" panel. I was supposed to be there in 25 minutes and now... my car won't start? Not. Very. Good.
I called my Grandma because my mother was in Pennsylvania. She answered after 5 long rings.
"Hello, it's Amy."
"Oh Amy, hello! How are you doing out there?"
"Good. How are you?"
"Oh just fine. Do you want to talk to your mother? She's in the car on the way home. She should almost be back by now."
"Oh, ok. I will call her on her cell phone--"
"I heard that George Lopez is going to be on Larry King Tuesday. We'll be watching!"
I decided to cut the crap and call my father. I told him my car wouldn't start and said I needed triple A. He gave me the number of his triple A card (which I am not under) and I called Triple A.
"Hello, this is Triple A car side assistance."
"Yes, my car won't start."
"Ok, are you in a safe location?"
The Whole Foods parking lot didn't seem like much of a threat. "Yes, I'm in a parking lot."
"OK, can I have your Triple A card number and expiration date." So far so good. I gave her the number on my dad's card.
"And is this Michael Wieseneck?"
"No, this is his daughter."
"Is Mr. Wieseneck with you."
"No."
"OK, well I can't have someone help you unless the cardholder is with you."
"Oh well he is here." Desperate times call for desperate measures.
"You just said he wasn't," she said with a little attitude.
"Yea, he just went to the bathroom, he'll be back in a little bit." I am worst. liar. ever.
"OK. Well I can't help you unless you are under his card name. Would you like to do that?"
"YES."
She connected me to a triple A representive who immediately put me on hold. At that instant I looked down and saw that my car was in reverse. Hmmm.. interesting. Did I just do that? Or has my car been in reverse this whole time? I put the car in park and turned the key.
YES! VROOM VROOM! Car go VROOM VROOM! My car started. Apparently car's have to be in Park for the engine to start. My bad! So I wasted a good 30-35 minutes in the Whole Foods parking lot because I hadn't put my car in park. I am just TOO darn smart.
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Saturday, October 17, 2009
Failed to mention....
That I went to J Ty and Ross's last week to watch The Office.
While there, J Ty reminded me of how sloshed one of our professor's was at the reception from a couple of weeks ago. I hadn't put two and two together that her eyelids were drooping and it seemed like her torso just wanted to give out and her speech was slurred.
While there, J Ty reminded me of how sloshed one of our professor's was at the reception from a couple of weeks ago. I hadn't put two and two together that her eyelids were drooping and it seemed like her torso just wanted to give out and her speech was slurred.
Friday, October 16, 2009
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